Firey post of dislike

Things i dislike....

Well i was having a hard time till i saw ryan seacrest up there, so here is my list of people i feel disspassionate too:
Ryan Seacrest
Terrell Owens
Tom Brady
Mike Vrabel
Bill Belicheck
Matt Millen
Adolf Hitler
Johnny Damon
Ben Wallace
Gilbert Arenas
the guy that tore my underwear in our flag game
Drew Rosenhauts
Mr. Quick
"Dr." Phil

PART TWO

Dear "Dr." Phil,
I hate you. I want you to stop being on TV, radio, and any form of public forum. I would also think it swell if you stopped clubbing baby seals, puppies and small children. Last i checked they dont give doctorates to people for being idiots, and yet you continue to have that "DR" in front of your name. If we ever meet in a dark alley i hope for your sake you have taken some self defense classes because i dont think i have the self restraint not to pummel you like you pummel the respect real doctors should have. I have to give you credit for one thing though, i never realized that "Jackass" had its own accent, thank you for clarifying that for me. In closing, you suck. Have a pleasant day and for goodness sake stop calling OCB your office!

Sincerely,
Dave Mandrick